Top Ten Descriptors a Winemaker Hates to Hear

10. Wet rodent

9. Labrador breath

8. Mace

7. Moist navel lint

6. ’63 Chevy Nova exhaust

5. A men’s room at a baseball park during a game

4. Mustard gas

3. Velveeta

2. Old running shoes

1. Old running shorts

— John Cunin

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